Why does my GF make me dress up as Shirley Temple sit on her knee and sing on the good ship lollypop?its?

embarrassing but its the only way to get my "endaway" and the frilly knickers really chaffe!!!!
Why does my GF make me dress up as Shirley Temple sit on her knee and sing on the good ship lollypop?its?
You want to be careful she'll be wanting you to have your hair dyed blonde and permed into ringlets next! Well whatever floats your boat! (or ship in this case)
Reply:Cos she's kinky.


The only wayto make her stop is to become more kinky than her.


I suggest you stride into the bedroom wearing nothing but a thong, carrying a rubber glove, a jar of swarfega, and lots of ball bearings.


When she looks puzzled, say to her "You wanted kinky? I'll give you kinky. Turn around, bend over and close your eyes.".
Reply:What a bunch of fools!
Reply:LMAO! Love it.
Reply:ROFLOL! Maybe she's a closet 4 year old or something...
Reply:strange.. dont know.
Reply:It would seem to me that she has some serious issues and you allowing her to demean you does not help the problem. And being willing to do just for sex means you have some equally serious issues of your own.
Reply:Are you sure this isnt your fantasy?
Reply:I don't know but it sounds totally HAWT!!!!!
Reply:thats a bit strange?!
Reply:have you thought about getting her a psych assessment?
Reply:OH MY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:I give up....because your GF is a freak and is obsessed with Shirley Temple????





Or maybe she likes to think of you as a Lollipop???





LOL ;:-)