I am going motorcycle shopping tomorrow, taking cash, should I hold up the cash and sing "I'm In The Money"?

When I first walk into the motorcycle dealer should I wave the cash in the air and sing " I'm In The Money", or instead of singing should I just hold up the money and laugh?
I am going motorcycle shopping tomorrow, taking cash, should I hold up the cash and sing "I'm In The Money"?
Bring a big box of donuts and just let them know you actually HAVE money. They probably get a lot of posers in there.
Reply:If a dealer doesn't want to service you before the sale, how do you think they'll act after the sale is made and the money is already in their pocket?





The only reason I'm not on a Triumph right now is because when I visited the dealership, the sales people were more interested in the coffee and chit-chat within their clique than they were in showing me a couple of bikes. fm.





I prefer to have a friendly showing and negotiation when I purchase from a business.





This also goes for restaurants who's waitstaff is uninterested. fm
Reply:Get all that money in pennies, put them in a wheelbarrow, roll that guy into the showroom and dump it on the floor. They'll have a hard time ignoring that. If you're feeling particularly annoying, just lay down in the pennies and roll around like a dog on a stinky mattress or root through them like a pig looking for acorns. They'll either come wait on you or call the funny farm to come get you, but either way you will have gotten their attention.
Reply:do not brag about your cash if you are a serious buyer they will try for it all. For an attention getter sit on the bike you want to buy and a sales person will no doubt be over by you shortly. Bike dealers really seem to frown on that especially if you take the do not sit sign off the bike.
Reply:I would unzip your pants and let some of it stick out of your zipper. Have some sticking out the top of your pants too, and maybe out the cuffs of your jeans.





Then tell them you have money coming out of your AZZ!





If nothing else, you will get their attention.





(I should have given Bikinkaw a down instead of the thumbs up! Totally upstaged my advice! BEAT ON THE FREESTYLE! SERVED! Be a man Bart and give him his 10 points.)
Reply:Don't wave the cash around like that. You will not gain any respect bragging. If you don't like being ignored, just be assertive and go talk to a salesman.
Reply:Say nothing. You may enquire about cash discounts. Certainly don't tell them about your wealth.
Reply:Well, bikes are sold even to bragging show-offs and idiots, so by all means go right ahead.
Reply:sing only if the motorcycle you are buying is shamrock green
Reply:like i said in your last question , ignore them ! than they will kiss your ***
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